Story Archive October 15, 2002 (Page 1 of 1)

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Monday, 14. October 2002
:: Bliss ::


It struck me as I walked home today that I was not appreciating what I was doing. Every day I walk out of school, look up into blue, blue sky and walk home down roads lined with palm trees.

Not exactly the same as the UK. I should count my blessings from time to time! I will post pictures up when I get some developed. Things take so long to get done around here though, I wouldn't hold your breath!

Today was hot, hot, hot and very busy. Everyone is so friendly and laid back though that even being run off your feet is a pleasure. Uh-oh, Jessi's been on the happy pills again.

Not much else to report other than that.

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:: Joke of the day ::

Made me chuckle today;

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks." So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on very tall, tanned and muscular. St. Peter chains them together and leaves without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

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