Holy macaroni! I thought it was about time I started topping up the old vitamins, so I tucked into these...

What on earth are they?? They look like little subs - how wierd. And good grief, not only do they have to cram every vitamin known to man into them (half of them aren't even needed) they also stuff each pill sandwich-style with minerals and micronutients and erm - 10 million probiotics. I wonder if they'll give me like - super powers or something... um, no Jessi.

What's next? Little jiggling multicoloured ones?

P.S. Holy macaroni is not something I would ever actually say. It comes from a friend of mine. Just so you know I haven't completely lost it.

Another Iraq-related one, though not a funny.

The best resignation speech I've read. Outlines the reasons war's uncalled for, but leaves his bombshell for the very last line. Great, well done Mr.Cook...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2859431.stm