I ate maggots last night. Can you fricking believe it? I had already munched my way through half of the almonds before I noticed they had little holes in, and that the white crumby stuff in the jar was MAGGOT EGGS. There were a few actual real live squirmy ones too.

So I spent most of the night in a fit with my fingers down my throat. So nice.

today's efforts

sleeping - none	exercising **	maggoting *****
watering *	handwashing *****	laughing *

A toyota passed me on the way home from school with an English number plate. Bizarre.

BTW Louise - how is your driving coming?

We were at the house at the beach yesterday - a lovely arty type place, where you can hippy-out and get creative. Anyway, the kids were in the water and I was watching from the window and thinking about what to paint next. As I looked on a swell in the water became a gigantic shark swimming towards the children and in two dramatic and vicious bites, ate one of them. Oh my god! It was terrifying! I woke up crying my eyes out.

And in real life, I got an electric shock from the mains in the classroom. Thankfully the voltage here is pretty low and I had rubber soles, so I'm not dead. Almost died of embarassment though, the yelp you let out when you get an electric shock is so cringeworthy.

Mat. You have ceased blogging. What does this mean?

today's efforts

sleeping ***	exercising **	veggie-ing ***
watering *****	handwashing *****	laughing ****