The funniest thing ever happened about 5 minutes ago. I was walking home from the school, and this man on a moped went past looking at me. As I turned the corner I saw him pull into a gateway and I crossed to the opposite side of the road out of caution (glad I did). As I walked past I heard him call me - "Ssss Ssss" and I looked over and he had a huge erection out and was masturbating! Oh my word. Just the thing you want to see on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I laughed so much!

He followed me then saying obscenities that I shouldn't say online really, but I kept walking and laughing at him. Thank god he got the message before I got to the house, I'm glad he doesn't know where I am living.

Flashers are just the funniest thing on the planet though aren't they? But why do they always target me? Do I look like I'll give a good reaction? What kind of reaction do they want? I don't get the mentality at all.

Stranger still, this one was quite well-endowed... Usually they are titchy