I don't mean 'affected' in a snotty, nose in the air way. I mean, one kid at Phil's school got a fever so they closed the whole place for 14 days!

Health inspectors arrived and took everyone's addresses and phone numbers (apart from Phil mind you - like the rest of us, he doesn't know his address, so the Police won't be able to check he's not going out too much!).

On one hand I'm praying one of our kids feels a bit hot too. On the other, Phil won't get any pay for those two weeks and he stands a good chance of grasping insanity with both hands and screaming gibberish at it. Huwei does that to you after a while.