If anyone can answer the following tricky questions, please feel fee to click 'Comment' and enlighten me. For I am flummoxed...

1 - Why do kids with nuclear-strength colds wait until I'm walking by before they let loose the snot?

2 - Why do naughty (by that, read evil) children never get sick?

3 - Why are the scariest Taiwanese drivers (without a doubt... old people on scooters) never involved in road traffic accidents? Indeed, how do they even get to be old?

4 - Why do the kids most in need of a pre-test review session always turn up to class half an hour late, just as it is ending, and then preceed just to stare dumbly at me when I ask their oral test questions?

5 - Why did my boss Alan tell me I look very cute in my recently donated fisherman's hat? *yikes*