I know I don't officially belong to this blog any more, but seeing as I set the whole bloody thing up, I feel it is my prerogative to add the odd thing now and then. And here's an odd thing..

I've got a car!!! It is blue and it is a Rover. It is a 416i and it is blue and it is big. I bought it at an auction (SO dodgy) for about half it's Parker's Used Car Guide value and it's not stolen. It goes brrrrm brrrrrm and it is so blue I have to tell you all over again. The road tax cost me one hundred and sixtyfive bleedin' pounds though. This government is having a laugh. Have you seen the price of fuel lately?

Anyway. Having a job that pays more than half a loaf of bread a week gives you more advantages than owning a complete wardrobe. I now have a blue car, too.

Welcome to a British payroll, girlie.